Findings:
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- How to pick up men
- How to liven up a party
- What happens if somebody messes up in lab
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- How to set up a formal table
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- how to bring up sex in a conversation
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- How Am I Different
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- How to save up to 30% on ebay
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- This is not how I am
- Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- how to set up and use a microphone in Windows
- How to urinate standing up
- How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- How did I end up here?
- Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
- edev: rdude messes up the Text Formatter
- How to make roses open up
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- How am I doing?
- How I am glutted with conceit of this!
- How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- Mess up
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
- How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
- How to f*** up
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- how to make a mess
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- How to set up and record an EEG
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- How to pick up women
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
- I am not making this up
- I love how Everything2 doesn't show up in Google results
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- Holding up a bank in Latin
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
- Ken Lay
- How to pick up Sheilas
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How to live forever (step 1)
- Mess of pottage
- hooking up
- Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming
- Keeping Up Appearances
- WoOz: 3 How Dorothy Saved the Scarecrow
- How to survive in retail
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- How to kill a clown
- strung up
- How real are these tears?
- When you wake up feeling old
- How to lie and get away with it
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- How to make ASCII characters in HTML
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
- How to heal a bleeding nose
- Giving up Smoking
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Kicking up sand in my princess dress
- How to choose the appropriate graphics format
- anemotis's morning wake up call
- How could this happen?
- The mites go up and the tights come down
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- How to scream when no one is looking
- Heads Up 7up
- Fighting homelessness
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- How to satisfy
- Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
- Dipping your hand into molten lead
- What's Up, Tiger Lily?
- How The Hudsucker Proxy saved my life
- We met at quarter past young; still, we grew up together
- How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
- Shut up, you fucking baby!
- How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
- Giving Up the Gun: Japan's Reversion to the Sword, 1543-1879
- How to create tear gas in your very own home
- Rising Up and Rising Down
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- turned up
- How to fix a DLT drive
- if you weren't real I would make you up
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- holed up in the old cannery, i keep finding fingers in my dreams
- How video game art is created
- Tune Up USA (user)
- how to hack
- up south
- Knowing how to sleep with someone
- How to calculate the day of the week for a given date
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- How to prepare a manuscript
- Dancing up to gamma knife
- How to pronounce IRC terminology
- How crackers break copy protection
- The day I woke up covered in blood
- How I met my Mother in Law
- Blowing bubbles
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- How to wrap gifts
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- How plums renewed my faith in life
- How to tell if your fruit is ripe
- Chinese cleaver
- Oh! how I love, on a fair summer's eve
- A private mirror to show you how beautiful you are
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- correlated subquery
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to lessen fantasy cover clichés
- How a Pope is chosen
- How To Get On In Society
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- Make an egg bounce
- Cleaning your laptop
- Discussions on how to score Tetris
- How to roll an "R" in the back of your throat
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- Pan American Games
- How to attract the opposite sex
- How to attend an E2 gathering
- Am I The Antichrist?
- Wiring a home network
- I am not a babysitter
- How to throw a pot
- I know you are, but what am I?
- How New Orleans stopped Hitler
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- I am now a married woman
- I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
- The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
- I am incapable of using urinals
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Look at me, I am moving on
- Isolating copper from American pennies
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
- How to Photograph Fireworks
- I am a racist
- how to measure the speed of light
- I am no poet
- How to read binary-coded ASCII
- Glockenspiel am Rathausturm Munich
- How do souls travel?
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