Findings:
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- How did I end up here?
- How to pick up women
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- How to liven up a party
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- I am not making this up
- Mess up
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- How to get your stuff voted up
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- What happens if somebody messes up in lab
- To really mess things up takes a machine
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- How to pick up men
- How to set up and record an EEG
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- Ken Lay
- How to urinate standing up
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- This is not how I am
- How Crow made a mess of a city bus
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- How am I doing?
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
- How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
- Holding up a bank in Latin
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How to make roses open up
- How to f*** up
- how to make a mess
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to set up a formal table
- How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
- How to pick up Sheilas
- How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
- A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
- how to set up and use a microphone in Windows
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- how to bring up sex in a conversation
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- edev: rdude messes up the Text Formatter
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How I am glutted with conceit of this!
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
- I Am
- am
- .am
- Luke, I am your father
- Pan American Games
- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- I think therefore I am
- You Am I
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- AMM
- I am a rape survivor
- What am I, chopped liver?
- Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
- Texas A&M University
- I am not a hippie!
- I am not a hacker
- I am not a big sister anymore
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- Society made me what I am
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- I am well. And you?
- A.M. Klein
- In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
- I am not a geek
- I am pointing a gub at you
- 8:16 AM
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- Why I am a Lucy Stoner
- I do not fit in; I am not alone
- I am stretched on your grave
- I am not a mind reader
- AM radio
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I am yours
- The Learning Channel
- Apparently I am a potential rapist
- I am in you
- I am a little world made cunningly
- I am afraid of permanence
- I am a rock
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- I am not a babysitter
- BQN: I am. - Prologue
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- I am now a college graduate
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
- Why I am no longer a journalist
- Who am I
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- I Am Startled Again And Again
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- I think, therefore I am that I am
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I am a feminist
- What I am not
- I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
- I am the cheese
- Flax seeds will save your life
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- 2 AM Walmart run
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I am a little concerned about my state of mind
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- AM/PM
- I am not Batman
- I am a friend of a rape survivor
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Here I am World
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- I am a horrible driver
- I Am a Camera
- I am a confessional
- I am an American mutt
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- I am not an attractive man
- I AM ANALOG
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
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