I’dun wrestled with an alligator.
I’dun tussled with a whale.
I’dun handcuffed lightning -
throwed thunder in jail.
… that’s bad.
Only last week, I murdered a rock;
injured a stone - hospitalised a brick.
I’m so mean I make medicine sick.
Bad - BAD!…
fast
Fast
FAST!
Last night I cut the light off in the bedroom,
hit the switch,
was in bed before the room was dark.
fast
and you George Foreman,
all you chumps are gonna to bow when I whoop him,
all of you.
I know you got him.
I know you got him picked.
But the man’s in trouble
I’m going to show you how great I am!

Muhammad Ali, Zaire Press Conference, Rumble in the Jungle

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