I’dun wrestled with an alligator.
I’dun tussled with a whale.
I’dun handcuffed lightning -
throwed thunder in jail.
… that’s bad.
Only last week, I murdered a rock;
injured a stone - hospitalised a brick.
I’m so mean I make medicine sick.
Bad - BAD!…
Last night I cut the light off in the bedroom,
hit the switch,
was in bed before the room was dark.
and you George Foreman,
all you chumps are gonna to bow when I whoop him,
all of you.
I know you got him.
I know you got him picked.
But the man’s in trouble
I’m going to show you how great I am!

Muhammad Ali, Zaire Press Conference, Rumble in the Jungle

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