• She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• hit or miss
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• All good men are either gay or married
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• Be a model or just look like one
• Swimming pool injury
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• Either/Or
• A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
• The Stripper & Miss Friendly
• Miss World '96 Nude
• Skate or Die
• Sew or Staple?
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• Vegan Restaurants in Portland, Oregon
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• The Industrial Revolution: Blessing or curse for the working class?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• i clung to her cloak. (or flew)
• Finding or Creating a Writers' Workshop Group
• Alone Again Or
• Sell it or smell it
• The Couple, or so, Commandments
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Teutonicism or Germanism: a same-concept-different-word thing
• Die Hard 4.0: Live Free or Die Hard
• Goethe and the Invention of Shakespeare as All-Time Greatest English Playwright; or, The Playwright's Burden
• She could not live with or without him
• Right handed, or left handed?
• fem or feline?
• Just a Minute
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Have you ever made a just man?
• I just shook Bill Clinton's hand
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• Mob mentality: The good, the bad, and the just plain silly
• I'm Just Me (user)
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• I'm just here for the candy
• just think (user)
• Relax, it's just a daylog.
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Just For One (user)
• Miss America
• Miss Moneypenny
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• Miss You
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• miss rosann (user)
• Rug shopping with Miss Jones
• Glen or Glenda
• For Better or For Worse
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• Spit or swallow?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Miracle of Science or Wonder of Nature?
• Ball Hog or Tugboat?
• A boy named Ben
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• How to herd people in public
• Human Nature in Chinese and Greek Philosophy: External or Internal?
• Life, or something like it
• Be there or be square
• Military exemptions for only or sole surviving sons
• The penthouse or the gutter
• Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
• Eat shit or puke trying
• socialist realism: is that Stalin with an erection or without an erection
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• Sink or swim
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• it's just as true as the news
• just intonation
• Lovely, just lovely
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• Just Swing It (user)
• just to have some human contact
• Why not just kill yourself?
• Ted, Just Admit It
• Standardbred
• Just Let Me Breathe
• Just Add Monsters
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• just say the words
• How to miss Higher School Certificate
• /me misses sensei
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Miss Galaxy Pageant
• miss sparky (user)
• miss chingy (user)
• Queen or country?
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• indulgence or indictment
• Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)
• How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
• Reporting Loss or Disclosure of Classified Information at the NSA
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• Portland, Oregon Gay District
• The eventful funeral of Scooby Andreou
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• Love Me or Leave Me
• English fricassee sauce for chicken or turkey
• Lord Boyd Orr
• America: love it, or leave it
• Live or Die
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Robosexual or what?
• beneath a woman or behind a stone
• Recipe for Making Love, or Catullus made BASIC
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Comics are not just for children
• it's just one of those nights..
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• Just what are we paying for with the 'handling' charge?

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