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• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Nowhere to go but down
• A shadow, and a smouldering cigarette butt
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but don't take my word for it
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Cigarette butts wasted after nights of contemplation.
• butts ARE litter
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Being a dickhead
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• cigarette butt
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• There but for the grace of God go I
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Mandibular block injection
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Time flies but aeroplanes crash
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• not running from, but going to
• Isaac Butt
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Narcissism rears its beautiful but self-absorbed head
• always morning, but never breakfast
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Not really by the rules, but...
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• Seymore Butts
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• ain't nothin' but a family thing
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• Butt hinge
• Project B.U.T.T.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• but not this Sunday
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• E2 Gathering: In the Land of the Midday Sun
• Buts (user)
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• butt bongos
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• old chestnut: all but two
• But I digress
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Beer butt chicken
• Trust but verify
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• but (user)
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• not equals, but similar
• Not with a bang but a whimper
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• dictated but not read
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• Don't Go Out the Door
• don't throw good money after bad
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• No, but I'll have a beer
• but aren't we all
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Tanks But No Tanks
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I am but higher
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• the impossible is hard, but not impossible
• go ahead I'll listen (user)
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Forever blue, but never black
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Disparaging but Alludes
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• shes got a great body but..
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt

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