Why should I, Evil Catullus condescend to consume contemibly calorific cookies when culinary confections contend? I could contemplate cafe au lait with my crepes suzette (Don't set mine aflame, barbarians. It melts the butter). confound it!

C is for conquest, and that's almost good enough for me.

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