I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails

I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!	How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?	All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?	Running full speed down a steep hill
I'm not smart enough to use this trash can	Words are useless full of excuses you used me well	Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?	I'm poor, but I'm happy
Not to die but to be reborn...	His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.	don't waste punctuation	I may be young, but I'm not naive
librarians; mapmakers - fear more than papercuts	August 31, 2007	I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now	I'm cold, but I'm happy
You can now flame me, I am full of love	If you loved her, you'd be home by now	not as funny as it used to be	'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking	My God, it's full of stars	No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds	Richard Nixon's Checkers Speech

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