You know I don't normally daylog but I'm gonna daylog because something ANGSTY happened and I have to record my ANGST for future generations.  ANGST for the ages, I always say.

So my twelve girlfriends all broke up with me today.  I'm kinda bummed about Joanie, Michelle and Amanda, but the rest were ungrateful bitches.  After all I did for them!  You may want to see my daylogs under April 1, 2001, April 2, 2001, April 3, 2001, April 4, 2001, April 5, 2001, April 6, 2001, April 7, 2001, April 8, 2001, April 9, 2001, April 10, 2001, April 11, 2001, April 12, 2001, April 13, 2001, April 14, 2001, April 15, 2001, April 16, 2001 and June 2, 2001 for the full details.  But I don't daylog much, y'know?  Only when I'm feeling particularly ANGSTY.  When I have some TEEN ANGST inside me that's even better, because it hurts so much, y'know?  Much better than normal angst.
 

2:31 PM.

I was still feeling kinda down about Michelle, so I wrote a node about her.  It was just a simple rant, but it got nuked 7 different times right in a row by editors!!!  Can you believe that shit??  I just kept submitting it over and over but it kept disappearing.  Stupid editors.  I guess I'll just transcribe it here:

YOU STUPID WHORE I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU COCKSUCKING SLUT.  I HOPE YOU DIE AUSTIN 3:16 OH HELL YEAH.

I mean would you nuke that?????????  I didn't think so.  This XP system sucks!  Only factual noding? What the hell is that?  I have 2 people who told me PERSONALLY that they wanted to see more rants by me, ha ha!  That means I've earned my bullshit or something.
 
 

3:12 PM.

I got some good news!  Brian says the test in Biology tomorrow is going to be easy!  That means I don't have to study for it at all because I'm a computer geek and that means I'm automatically smart and don't need to study at all in high school.  My radical ideas about high school have never occurred to anyone else, I'm so cool!  Looks like I have a night free of ANGST tonight.  I guess I'll masturbate to my Britney Spears poster.

Why can't I get a girl like Britney?

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