RimRod

user since

Thu Jun 17 1999 at 21:02:11 (13.9 years ago )

last seen

Fri May 17 2013 at 13:57:12 (3.9 days ago )

number of write-ups

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level / experience

21 (Poobah) / 38620

C!s spent

690

mission drive within everything

To make everyone's day a little happier. At gunpoint, if necessary.

specialties

Fencing, computer software design, bowling, random /msgs to strangers. No particular order.

motto

There are no permanent beggars...the beggar you give a dollar to today can rise up and change the world tomorrow. Or become father to the man who will.

most recent writeup

March 22, 2003

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• 'cat' moment
• "A Story", by Everythingians
• 1600 SAT (thing)
• 1986 World Series - Game 6 (thing)
• 202-244-3121
• 3 Musketeers
• 3,000 Naked People
• A Child Called "It"
• A day in the life of a blackjack dealer
• A meeting with the President of the United States
• A message from sensei
• A Night With The WWE (idea)
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Babylon 5 Episode Guide (thing)
• Bad roommate
• Barely Legal
• Behind the scenes at a supermarket produce department
• Bill Watterson (person)
• Bob Ross
• Bowling for Columbine
• Breeders: your children do not make you superior (idea)
• Caffeinated Nasal Spray
• Can't we all just get along?
• Car accident (thing)
• Chernobyl (place)
• Chilling cruelty of children (idea)
• Christian sheep (idea)
• Classical Music Starter Guide
• Climb up on the Moon? Of course we did.
• Combat Infantryman Badge
• Common gambling fallacies
• Compaq (idea)
• Conan O'Brien's Commencement Speech for the Harvard Class of 2000
• Cuban Missile Crisis
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• Defending yourself with a hardcover book (idea)
• Dialogue and Narrative Structure on Television: An Examination of Babylon 5
• Dizzy and Katyana's Wedding Vows
• DMCA and the politics of copy protection
• Dollar auction
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't encourage people to read
• Donation Box
• Dr. Seussian wedding vows
• E2 Gatherings
• E2 HTML tags
• e2 is a Scorpio
• E2 is unfriendly to old noders
• E2 Public Relations Issues
• Everything Professional Career Network
• Everything's fine in South Caroline (A Pothead's Tale)
• Experiments and Surveys
• Favorite Everything quotes
• Feed the idiot box
• Finding free anime on the internet
• Flight Termination System
• For Christmas, I made my Mom cry
• Frank Zappa: Statement To Congress September 19, 1985
• Fun ways to annoy your Chief in the US Navy
• Geek's guide to working out
• George W. Bush's address to the UN General Assembly: September 12, 2002
• Good practical jokes
• hard interview questions
• Harmful to Minors
• Heart-shaped acorn
• Highway Tales
• Hong Kong movie subtitles (thing)
• How Long Copyright Protection Endures
• How not to beat Jet Li's kung-fu style in "Fist of Legend"
• How Prom nearly killed me
• How to build your own computer
• How to cook the perfect steak
• How to Deal with Tear Gas
• How to derive the maximum enjoyment from crackers
• How to enlist in the United States Navy
• How to entertain young children on little or no money
• How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• How to get unrestricted simultaneous downloads in Internet Explorer
• How to give a shoulder massage
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• How to make a crossword puzzle
• How to play E2
• How to properly assemble a combat insertion team
• How to solve a Rubik's Cube
• I am a sexist
• I am my father's daughter
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• I never learned to dance
• I used to have so many dreams
• I was a homeless bum
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music (idea)
• If an Agent Knocks - Federal Investigators and Your Rights
• If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek
• In-N-Out Burger
• Introspection is probably not as valuable as you think
• Islam, women, and Saudi Arabian society
• ISTJ
• It's 2 in the morning and I own the world (idea)
• Jar Jar Binks (person)
• Jennifer
• Jerry Lawler (person)
• Jim Henson (person)
• Kiss your pants goodbye, Evil One!
• Laser eye surgery
• Letter to Isaac Asimov
• Long Island Diner Culture: A Complete Guide
• Los Alamos National Laboratory (person)
• Mardi Gras (thing)
• Median Node-Fu Product
• Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
• Node your homework
• Nuclear Power: Safer than Peanut Butter (idea)
• Omegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pie
• Our common enemy (idea)
• Our sensei
• Pitching for Star Trek
• Playing rough on the bed
• Posting the Ten Commandments in schools (idea)
• Proof that Baptists cause tornados
• public education's fatal flaw
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Richard Nixon's Social Security Number
• RimRod at the Junior Olympics of Fencing
• RimRod Goes To McDonald's
• RimRod's Fencing Autobiography
• Rodney King (person)
• Ronald Reagan (person)
• Rook's Wine Reviews
• Santa Fe Independent School District v. DOE
• Scrappy Mac's Punchout Problem
• Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
• Sensei and stuff
• Sensei's recipes
• Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
• Sins of the World
• Slut Manifesto
• Sneakers (thing)
• So this one-legged man walks into a bar
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Sonny Bono Copyright Extension Act
• Speed chess, confessions of a positional player
• Star Wars Episode 1.1: The Phantom Edit
• Surviving Boot Camp
• table chess
• Tales from an ex fat chick
• Teach yourself to play chess
• Technically raped
• Thank GOD for Supermodels!
• The cat is a liberal!
• The CIA Meets MIT (idea)
• The death of Mr. Hooper
• The double articulation of language
• The E2 Backstory
• The employee as customer
• The Harvard Plate Story (idea)
• The McDonald's coffee lawsuit
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• The multi-stage Jewish good-bye
• The Next Little Letter: The Vowels of the Internet (idea)
• The origins of the American accent
• The People's Elbow (thing)
• The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
• The Process of Language Acquisition
• The public library is NOT a day care center for your kids
• The reality of human confrontation
• the Robert Moses memorial Everything Long Beach party and picnic of doom
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• The Serial Killer Jailbait Airline Lotto
• The Six-Lesson Schoolteacher
• The Southeastern United States' lack of knowledge in computer science
• The Story of Mel
• The top secret of talking like an American
• The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors. (idea)
• The world breaks everyone (idea)
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• These Golden Years are really tarnished
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Tickle your ass with a feather? (thing)
• To live, success carries high price in our world
• Trivial Pursuit, the battle of the sexes, and one very smart little cookie
• Two Envelope Paradox
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Undertaker (person)
• Using a Jedi Mind Trick on State Troopers
• Verizon's Favorite Four-Letter Word
• Voltron (thing)
• We juggle priceless eggs: Understanding knowledge workers
• We will fight and I will win
• Welcome to 2002, the twenty-third year of the eighties
• Wendy's (thing)
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• What to know before you invest in stocks
• What's It Like to Live on Death Row?
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• Who to send presents to, and when.
• Why France sucks
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
• William M. Callaghan
• Windows for Telepaths
• You gave me your hand, I gave you my fist
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up (idea)
• Zen
• Zimbardo Experiment