This node reminds me of a song! Here it is first as written, then phonetically for the kids:

A sol, A sol, A soldier went to war
Two pis, Two pis, Two pistols by his side
For cur, For cur, For curiosity
For count, For count, For country and for king

Everybody now!

Asshole, Asshole, A soldier went to war
To piss, To piss, Two pistols by his side
Fuck you, Fuck you, For curiosity
For cunt, For cunt, For country and for king