I'm so pissed at my printer . . . it won't print anything I want it to. It just comes out a blank sheet of paper and then has the nerve to say "printing complete!" when it's done. The hell it is! A stupid thing like that ruined my night last night, and now it's ruining my day too. So I'm noding! DAMN!

Job boring, life sucking. I suppose maybe I should get off my ass and dust the lampshades and windowsill today. It's not like it's a big deal. I think I will. Yeah. I will.

I'm trading anime with my friend Mike. The only thing that sucks is he's getting a bunch of stuff from me and I'm getting stuff from him that just replaces what was lost, misplaced, or stolen from my collection through bad choices of loaning and a grabby ex-roommate. Suckage.

My 1,000-calorie diet continues, blandly. I'm impatient to actually see it working, but I can't tell--I have no scale, I haven't weighed myself somewhere else for at least like a month, and the full-length mirror in my bedroom is a "skinny mirror" like some kinda funhouse, bought because it was cheap and good enough for my purposes at the time. I miss eating lots of bread. It cannot be helped.

Today's menu:

½ cup cottage cheese: 80 calories
1 banana: 105 calories

1 slice of white bread: 110 calories
1 slice of lite cheese: 25 calories (and this stuff tasted like ass too)
10 baby carrots: 17.5 calories
5 fat-free saltine crackers: 50 calories
8 fluid ounces of Sunny Delight: 120 calories

1½ cups salad: 15 calories
2 tablespoons lite Miracle Whip: 70 calories
1 tablespoon Heinz Ketchup: 40 calories

1 Morningstar Farms fake hot dog: 80 calories
1 hot dog bun: 80 calories
1 tablespoon Heinz Ketchup: 40 calories
2/3 cup corn: 80 calories

Where did all the calories go??? Maybe my combination of slightly big breakfast and slightly big lunch made it so I have like nothing left over. My total today will be 912.5 calories, and that leaves me with only 87.5 to play with. I might have a grapefruit or some Wheat Thins later. Today I'm hungry. Dunno why. Maybe the stuff I ate was low-bulk and left empty space. Maybe I should drink more water.