I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate.

Yesterday, I was sitting in the kitchen with my roommate, Christen. Erika (my other roommate) had left for the day and wasn't coming home that evening. Christen was also heading off to spend the night elsewhere.

"You're not coming home tonight?" I ask.


"Sweet, I'm going to swim naked in the pool tonight!"

"Oh, I did that this morning," she answers with a giggle.