Safety tips from life in the
dorms at
GSU.
- Your furniture may be fireproof but that doesn't mean it won't melt.
- Writing your name in Lysol and setting it on fire on the table is fun but your stack of Wired and Playboy magazines on fire is not.
- Food particles on the stove build up when one cooks. They will catch on fire.
- The vulnerable freshman with emotional issues who wants to sleep with you has emotional issues and wants to sleep with you. Think about it.
- The fire alarm at three in the morning may actually be caused by a fire.
Note: Many of these examples deal with fire. There is a reason for that. Many people, including myself, think fire is
fun. Many college students, including myself, drink large quantities of
alcohol. Put two and two together people.