A game for critically deconstructed theorists:

  1. take your favorite modern text;
  2. xerox it on poster board;
  3. cut the poster board into playing cards;
  4. commodify the cards and throw away the signifieds;
  5. shuffle and deal;
  6. marginalize the center and center the periphery;
  7. read the text;
  8. write your reading of the text in an appropriately scholarly fashion;
  9. publish on University of Minnesota Press or Routledge.

Remember that everything is a text, or rather, there is nothing outside the text.
Advanced players may xerox a xerox of a xerox without an orginal, if desired.