'cause He’s on a secret mission
headquarters just radioed in
he left his baby at the dance hall
while the band plays on
some sweet song
and on a mission over china
the lady opens up her arms
the flowers bloom where you have placed them
and the lady smiles
Camper van Beethoven, Sweethearts


    Klaproth has visited the following writeups, and reduced them to the nodegel from whence they came
  • what the pho by dattles we have become more sophisticated than this WU would admit, in appreciation of both writing and cuisine
  • david usher by inciteful superseded
  • Coniferohpyta by Gorgonzola a misspelt title processed at the noder's request
  • Utne Reader by Tim Moore two line superseded
  • "Apocalypse Now" Drinking/Toking Game and hunt other humans for fun by teleny at the noder's request
  • The Library of Babel by Al Ishaqi superseded
  • Iberian lynx by Segnbora-t superseded
  • Kings of England by filterjones duplication, pipelinks folded into British Monarchs Mnemonic
  • peanut oil by ferrouslepidoptera superseded
  • DO NOT README.txt by Alex-K responsorial
  • Lousy Smarch weather by mellamaphone superseded
  • father by noumiso worthless life lesson
  • This American Life Episode Guide, 1998, office politics, what to do, You Are So Beautiful...To Me, you're so damn hot, Don't ask me, brother's keeper, factions, music lessons, 81 words, Dream Log: June 25, 2003, and Primary, all by Pint at the noder's request
  • Strongbow by TenMinJoe superseded
  • Star Wars Masturbation Euphemisms by fondue and lunch_box4 save them for the best of Jill Hives
  • Weequay by Okasu reposting of deleted WU without additonal detail
  • Myths and Realities about Masturbation by Hawkeye-Warrior referred to myths and realities about paraphrase and plagarism
  • The King's Stilts by yam superseded
  • April 9, 2003, mfs, gfr, mcr, re, ping yahoo, abr, ubr, and vbr by czeano at the noder's request
  • casu marzu by IronGoth anecdote, great for bar-hopping, not so great for text
  • Fiwe by jmpz sending lyrics through a "dialect-izer" doesn't make them any more desirable
  • Flaming Dr Pepper by Helter and nanook superseded
  • Shiraz by lionelnutmeg firmlink to syrah
  • TwenCen, campfire, spreading like wildfire, political theatre, and integrate, by oakling at the noder's request
  • Why the fairies died by iain they got crushed during the superfluous standing ovation
  • Why does God need a starship? by Accipiter the correction suggested by this WU was incorporated into the previous one


Everything tastes of licorice.

Especially all the things you’ve waited so long for, like absinthe.