The messages on conversation hearts seem to evolve right along with society. For example, along with the technology boom came messages like "Email me." Well, here are a few messages representing chemistry. As far as I know, they don't exist... yet. However, if you really like them, I am sure you can buy one of those conversation heart kits and make your own.

  • I Xenon, but you. (Xenon: pronounced Z-non.)
  • You're a bright line in my spectra.
  • You are a Tin on my scale.
  • I'm head over Helium in love with you.
  • and my favorite... The days Boron when you Argon.

These messages are courtesy of my chemistry prof. He had a few more, but I couldn't write them fast enough. I'm sure he didn't think anyone would write them down, but I knew that they would come in useful somewhere.

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