Findings:

• You know you're a geek when...
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• You know you're blacked out when...
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• I know when the world will end
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Science Geek
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You know you're in the SCA when
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• You know you've been away from home too long
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I know more when I'm alone
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Sucking at The Sims
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Eye contact at a distance
• To Here Knows When
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• When science questions itself (a rant)
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• I just don't know when to quit.
• geek+ (user)
• Geek
• geek culture
• Geeks
• Geek house
• geek code
• geek chic
• Geek Pride
• geek out
• Nerds, geeks, dorks and losers
• The Geek Party
• geek humor
• geek rock
• ThinkGeek
• Geek Compound
• Geek pick-up lines
• When in doubt, shoot the wizard
• Why do geeks love Robert Heinlein?
• Certified Geek (user)
• Only Slightly a Geek Girl
• Geek Pride Festival
• the geek shall inherit the earth
• cool geek shirt
• Chez Geek
• I am not a geek
• plant geek
• Think Geek (user)
• the new positive definition of the word geek
• geek profiling
• Geek Mythology
• Code of the Geeks
• The geek babe makeover
• theme geek
• geek in training
• Geeks should not fight about their distros
• geek angst
• Geek Phenotypes
• Advice for a geek in a pool full of sharks
• The Perfect Geek Compound
• Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
• Meek Geek (user)
• The "Geek Pride" phenomenon
• Geek Love
• Screw this geek culture
• Pencil Neck Geek
• Geek Streak
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Poly Geek Relationship Disclosure Form
• Feminists and geeks
• Geek Cruises
• The sacred drink of geeks
• Why all geeks need drugs
• Eldritch Geek (user)
• Life as a Geek in the Army Cadets
• Are you a geek?
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• How to use your geek skills to get the girl
• Non-associative Geek
• Standard Geek Dialect
• Escapism for Geeks
• Geek Magnet
• Corporate law geek (user)
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• Pathetic geek stories
• My Weedy Little Geek
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• Hollywood needs to hire more geeks
• How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
• How do you become a geek?
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• Renaissance geek
• Two Geeks Computers
• Geek Wannabe
• Free Geek
• Choking on the miasma of Geek Pride
• Geek ring
• first geek exposure
• Road Geek
• English geek
• Not normal, geek or otherwise
• Geek is chic
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• band geek
• On becoming a geek
• Beat the Geeks
• Nerds, Geeks, and Gender
• Geek In Training (user)
• Soul of an artist, brain of a geek
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• Geek Down (user)
• geek cred
• Fake Geek Girl
• Geeks in Cyberspace: a story from the early web
• Geek Fantasy Novel
• It's the End of the World as We Know It
• know
• Need To Know
• Know where your towel is
• In the know
• You Don't Know Jack
• You know
• I don't know
• I know what you did last summer
• Everything You Know is Wrong
• In your heart you know it's flat
• To let him know
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Know Your Current Events
• God only knows
• His hips know the original dance
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• Node what you know
• I still know what you did last summer
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Do you know me?
• It's Like, You Know...
• Do you know William Faulkner?

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