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Mon Jan 29 2001 at 06:02:20 (23.2 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
not to take the XP seriously.
yoo-nye-ver-ci-tee uv cal-gay-ree
Quid quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur
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Life of Pi
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i luv my dr

I was once an h2g2 addict but as that service "sold out" to Amazon, developed little sects of geek belief which fought in the forums, entered a state general anarchy, and finally became engulfed by BBC Radio, only to return with some horrible feature called "proactive moderation", I find e2 rather refreshing.

/me misses Douglas Adams

But look here -- give this message to your Canadian people -- that the greatest asset they have is their snow! If only we had it in Africa, there's not telling what we'd be capable of.
    -- Jan Christian Smuts, Prime Minister of South Africa, 1930

qousqous says Sure! I wish I were Canadian so I could see the show, [The Polka Dot Door].

M u s i c that I particularily e n j o y

Gr33ts go to:

The Black Lotus, Nooon, Pulse, erm wait... this isn't a demo...

siouxsie - you give the best fuzzles!
Alias Mother Jonez - sometimes I think that dannye and I are mutual banes of our respective existences.
dannye and Gritchka - mad props fo' checking my facts and keeping the nodegel clean. Aww yeah.

random nodelet poetry
Aug 21, 2001 18:41:02

Lady Morella,
Ginette Neveu,
computer jokes,
Fuel Tax

Where is your god now?
sounds like an affliction
Don't slip into depression
You think this is a game?

How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?

Posse In Effect

So, is this poetry or crap?

Tasty nodes sorted by category

Books on Everything

Essential Psychedelic Guide
The Tao of Programming
Candide (in English and French)
An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations
Beyond Belief: A Buddhist Critique of Christianity
Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions
The Manual (How To Have A Number One - The Easy Way)

Nodes about life in general; some true, some not

That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
mystery vomit box
My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
Dad, please stop doing user searches on me.
I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
Melinda gets a perm, and hates it
I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
The Pizza Chronicles
Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
I color the walls singing broken songs for a broken earth
Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
young man, older woman
Wanna see...
I just deleted all my porn
My Barista

Just plain weird

Learning Everything2
Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
Technical Documentation as Erotica
The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
Omegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pomegranite pie
Grepping the kernel source for 'fuck'
Star Trek Mishaps
Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.


lucid dreaming
lucid dream
sleep paralysis
build a trippy laser device
Blood Bowl
How to use your geek skills to get the girl

The dead

Oscar Acosta's Epitaph
Arthur Dent's Eulogy for Douglas Adams
Mr. Dressup

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