Chili so hot it'll trigger hallucinations.

Chili so hot it'll raise the dead.

Chili so hot it'll send your soul straight to hell.

The ingredients include meat, tomatoes, jalepeno peppers, secret Egyptian spices, lots and lots of onions, and a single drop of human blood. Chants must be sung to the souls of the dead to ensure that they will haunt the dreams of all mortals who taste the Voodoo Chili. Incantations to the Devil and prayers to God must be spoken to obtain their blessings as well as their curses. Cobra venom is a necessary condiment, to cool the palate.

I got a pot boiling on the stove right now, sister. Come on down. Come on down.