Findings:
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Too much of a good thing
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I have too much to say
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
- Can I masturbate too much?
- You have far too much time on your hands
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Something I Can Never Have
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- Seven words you can never say on television
- I never bend what I can break
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- you never can tell with bees
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- the world is messy. good people have flaws.
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Never chew on a soda can tab
- How much more can we bear?
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- I was never any good at maths at school
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- I have never felt more alive
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- You can never go home again
- Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
- we can give up, but the world never will
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Playing the guitar can cause RSI
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- Plants HAve Rights, Too!
- A reason to drink
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- Intellectual property laws have gone too far
- Using a command line
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- straightening your pubes is never a good idea
- Can I have a light?
- As Much As You Can
- Canned goods
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- You can never really escape the fire
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- I can write, too.
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Too good to be true
- I have a good rapport with animals
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- You're too good to be human
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Ambient canned goods
- Never Had It So Good
- the good days are killing me too
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- Men have feelings too
- I have never
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- Pigs have good noses
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- Questions we will never have answers to
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- you have never been safe
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- I have too many clothes
- You've never had it so good
- You never can tell
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- TV can be a good thing
- Knowledge can never be certain
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Short can be good! (document)
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- How to tell she's good looking
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- You can never get away from yourself
- You too can spend four years
- Exes can be good things
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- you can never quarantine the past
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I can do much better than this
- The Most Good You Can Do
- Good products can be produced.
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- it's good to have a moose
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
- Perils of being too good at your job
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- This song is so good it can make your ears pop
- A darn good reason to cover the trash can
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- Understood too well for your own good
- If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
- Why channelizing a river is never a good idea
- Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Life's Too Good
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- CORDYCEPS: Too clever for their own good
- Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- Murder Never Tasted So Good
- the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
- Good Luck, Have Fun
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
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