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• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• Who Would True Valour See
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• That's Just How He Was
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• He who controls the past controls the future
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• He just looks
• She just looks at me
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• He just left his body
• some say he was never here at all
• it's just as true as the news
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• And then I will just slip away
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He Said, She Said
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• At least he was gentle
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket’s end against the door.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• You are just an animal and you will die
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• He and She
• I married him because he was not mean
• He Who Is Death
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He will bring us goodness and light
• He Was a Crook
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• All he left her was alone
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• she, he, and me
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• Compaq keyboards with a delete bar where the space bar is
• he (or she)
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• if he's not here, then where?
• He was found
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
• He Was Only Joking
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• making certain he was touching her
• he was a punk poet himself
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• She just sat there
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Just to see what it would be like
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• More than he was willing to give
• He and she are one
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• It's just the way that he walks
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He who has ears, let him hear
• She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Where once he walked
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• He Who Would Valiant Be

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