Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "so fucking underpaid that the bleeding heart liberals would be pissed if they were working for Nike"

• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If you would be so kind
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Things never were what they used to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• They knew what our pain would be.
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• They Might Be Giants
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• What it's like to be in love
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• so be it
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• eternity would be boring
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I never thought it would be like this
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• So mote it be
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• it would be hilarious if only
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• So you want to be a composer
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• So you want to be evil
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• There are times when they seem to be right
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You could be so delicious
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• what would it take to be serene again?
• play dumb
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• So you want to be a waitress
• Automobile tire pressure
• So you want to be a DJ?
• That I Would Be Good
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Just to see what it would be like
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• So you want to be a star?
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• A whimper would be fine
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Mind without body
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be

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