Findings:

• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
• Who Needs Sleep?
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• vanished like a book from the library
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• More like a fable than a person
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• giant surface music falling to earth like jewels from the sky
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Suddenly alone among a million lives, far away from home
• The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
• running from a blind person's perspective
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• Madness drips from the walls like the wax of weeping candles, and written in the residue is the question: Where Are You Now?
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Half-sour pickle
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• sleep like a rock
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIII
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• one who sleeps with mothers
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• Person from Porlock
• The Man Who Fled From Azrael
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• Twinkle, twinkle, like a star. Does love flourish from afar?
• Who benefits from rebuilding Iraq?
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Letter from a man who smokes Chesterfields
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Who is protecting whom from what?
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Swallowed, like sleep
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter X
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XI
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIV
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• The Child who came from an Egg
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• The sort of person who watches porn for the romance
• the person who loves to learn
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XV
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• How to become a person who eats vegetables
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Bastard Operator from Hell
• You're not from around here, are you?
• Theme from Shaft
• Redo from start
• Argument from Evil
• Good from far, but far from good
• From the Earth to the Moon
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• Argument from Design
• The Creature from the Black Lagoon
• Drinking from the water hose
• Home away from home
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• freedom from suffering
• Letters from my mother
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Playing hooky from the family
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• Small gifts from the universe
• Awful Green Things from Outer Space
• Muppets From Space
• Escape From Staten Island
• Sending mail from a cell phone
• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, April 23, 1906
• Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
• From Ritual to Romance
• strictly from hunger
• Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 1, 1906
• What I want from life
• From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
• From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
• From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
• Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• pajamas from the dryer
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• Swear words from science fiction
• From a Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 10, 1906
• FTP from my dreams
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
• The Menace from Earth
• Erich Fromm
• RFC 1217
• Starting from Paumanok
• Tales from Alton Towers
• An insight into government spending derived from potty-training
• Eyeball prolapse
• Buying crack from your mom's pimp

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