Findings:

• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Edgar A. Poe's life is reflected in his works.
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• They work for you
• They made life together, alone in themselves
• Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• What would a universal Turing machine do?
• fog machine
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Turing Machine implemented in the Game of Life
• You stole what they would have given you
• If they would only choose to hear it
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• A work schedule for my life
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• The Secret Life of Machines
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• work machine
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• The Orange Earplugs They Give You at Work
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• They knew what our pain would be.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• We would probably not understand alien life
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• improve
• How to improve your orgasms
• Websites that can improve your writeups
• Improving your chances of winning at blackjack
• The beatings will continue until morale improves
• Four easy ways to improve your punching
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• If you can't improve the silence, preserve it
• Life, the Universe and Everything
• Life of Brian
• Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
• Game of Life
• rules to the game of life
• Choose life
• Variety is the Spice of Life
• Life peer
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• A Life Less Ordinary
• Scarred for life
• Life after death
• Life is Beautiful
• The soundtrack to your life
• What is the meaning of life?
• A Bug's Life
• Conway's life
• Love life
• Meaning of life
• Rocko's Modern Life
• This American Life
• The Secret of Life
• Modern Life is Rubbish
• short battery life
• Life expectancy
• Lust for Life
• slice of life
• Homicide: Life on the Street
• The Facts of Life
• life drawing
• life cycle
• The nine functions of life
• Doing something with your life
• The Unusual Life of Tristan Smith
• Life in Wartime Britain
• Still Life
• A Worm's Life
• sentient life
• life sucks
• That punker chick who saved my life
• The Four Hindu Stages of Life
• The Four Hindu Aims of Life
• Things that give our life meaning
• Things that give life meaning
• silicon-based life forms
• A Design For Life
• The Double Life of Veronique
• Life is a Rock
• MY life has no carrot
• the best things in life are free
• If my life were an arcade game
• The Elementary Forms of Religious Life
• Elixir of Life
• You mean the me that you would be
• The Psychopathology of Everyday Life
• Life on the Border
• Three philosophies on life
• The Impact of Epilepsy on Quality of Life
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• the collisions of my life
• fit for life
• Life in a Small Pond
• Somehow my life falls into place
• The sex life of an electron
• Get a life!
• Life is hard
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• Life is sweet
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• my life in the singular
• I've been living my life half asleep
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Hard liquor for a hard life
• What is best in life?
• It's a Wonderful Life
• Full of Life Now
• Your Money or Your Life
• life line
• Life Lessons
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• In My Life
• Moments in your life that remind you of a music video
• When life gives you lemons
• How to ruin someone's life
• quality of life
• life support
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• T.A.Z.: The Psychotopology of Everyday Life
• Book of Life
• Tree of Life
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life

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