Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if I see that advert one more time I'm gonna smash my fist through the goddamn TV"

• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• call me garbage one more time
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Baby One More Time
• One More Time
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I know more when I'm alone
• Prime Factorization of the Numbers One Through Ten
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Once upon a time in Carlsbad Springs
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• I'm in one of those moods again
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I'm Looking Through You
• See one, do one, teach one
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Seeing Is Forgetting the Name of the Thing One Sees
• Just one more
• Small ones are more juicy
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• See, I'm giving you warm embers for the increasingly cold months
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• And in a wide sea of eyes, I see one pair that I recognize
• Saving the Environment, One (Fewer) Child at a Time
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• That one time Jet-Poop accidentally invaded Poland
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• one time programmable
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• more tobacco on TV
• One More Rationalist (user)
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• One More Night
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• What's one more stripe to a tiger?
• Unhelpful in More Than One Way
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• One Time Pad
• one time (user)
• One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw.
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Time converging into one space
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• One Strand at a Time
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Verizon should spend more time fixing its network and less money on lawyers dot com
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• One more gray hair
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• No one belongs here more than you.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• One More Robot/Sympathy 3000-21
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Your Time is Gonna Come
• Buying cigarettes one at a time
• E2 to your handheld, one node at a time
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• The Life and Times, part one.
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• This one's gonna bruise
• One brick at a time
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Square One TV
• One at a Time
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• The ones who are happy to survive are inside, partying. The ones who strive for evolution are outside, alone, seething with contempt, working through the night.
• The blind men eating the elephant in the room one bite at a time
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• one time password
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Why I'm scared to see the new Star Wars
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• 300% of something is NOT three times more!
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• The More Loving One
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• One More Murder
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• The Library Book
• One More Saturday Night
• One more cigarette
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• old books can tell more than one story
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• One More Victim
• Hard Times Come Again No More
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• One more (small) thing...
• One More Pallbearer
• isn't there more than one book
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• I'm not drinking any more
• Eyes do more than see
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• The more one talks, the less the words mean
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
• The One to One Future: Building Relationships One Customer at a Time
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• One Last Time
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• One day at a time
• Buy one gallon of gas at a time
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.

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