Findings:

• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I still haven't found what I'm looking for
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• It's late, and I'm tired
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm tired
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so sorry
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm so tough
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm tired of calling 911
• If you haven't seen it, it's new to you
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
• There are other things I haven't told you yet
• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• People you haven't seen in years
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• Why I haven't changed to Linux
• the pleasures of insomnia are ones i haven't found
• The Book I Haven't Read
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• haven't
• and I haven't seen her since.
• Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• haven't seen that smile in such a long time
• You just haven't found the right strain, yet
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm sorry
• I'm pinching your face!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• Walter Wink
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Women want me when I'm taken
• the words I'm after
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm falling in love with you
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)

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