Findings:
- How Ya Doin'
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- How to wean kids from TV
- How do you get there?
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How you doin'?
- How much information is there in the World?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- there's a crack in everything - that's how the light gets in
- How do ya like them apples?
- How many infinities are there?
- Hey, how's it going?
- Hey kids - No hope in dope!
- How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- How many primes are there?
- How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
- how I talk to kids
- How many living things are there on earth?
- How my wife discovered my homosexuality
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to scare a little kid with religion
- How to relate to your kids
- I know how many there are.
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- How to flirt
- How to sit on steps
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How fifth graders feel
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Female masturbation
- How to live forever (step 1)
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How to impress The Man
- How to recycle a computer properly
- How can people listen to that crap?
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How to break a coconut
- How the Mind Works
- How I hotwired my turntable
- How much pain did you cause?
- How the Devil Married Three Sisters
- How's it hanging?
- How to Fight Loneliness
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How M&M's are really made
- How to get rid of a cold
- How to live forever (step 2)
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- How the FFT works
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to get people to leave you alone
- how to buy a coconut
- How to Fall Out of Love
- Hey Ya!
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to dispose of a corpse
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How to be invisible
- Blood stains (How to create)
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- how to dry roses
- How NOT to write software
- How to use compensated expenses to your advantage
- Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
- how to choose a good durian
- male masturbation
- How to roll a phat blunt
- How to wear a great kilt
- How to say "I love you"
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to make whine
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to use a manual transmission
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How to grow marijuana
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Discordian Code
- how
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to beat the national debt
- How to link to individual user searches
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to Host a Murder
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- shortcrust pastry
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