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He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
he listened so well, he was still curious.
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
She was coming out as he was going in.
I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
She was so pleased to learn that she was right
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
he was a punk poet himself
So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
the country was so nice we bombed it twice
God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
He was found
And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
The night was alive, and so was I
So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
She was so quiet that nobody heard her
I was doing so well.
His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
It was 1992. He smiled.
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
So, he's leaving
More than he was willing to give
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
All he left her was alone
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
He speaks so well!
At least he was gentle
He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
He Was a Crook
he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
some say he was never here at all
Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
He Was Only Joking
That's Just How He Was
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
making certain he was touching her
He was hard in all the wrong places
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
He is so heavy when he whispers
I was so cool, that first afternoon
Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
It was free, so I took it.
When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
I married him because he was not mean
can it be that it was all so simple then
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
so fragile and cold, i was
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
She was so tall, and I was so in love
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
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He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
Li He
Ancient Arrowhead
Don't Go Out the Door
Song of the Sorceress
I Am He that Aches with Love
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
Surah 80 He Frowned!
Why won't he call?
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BQN: He said. - Epilogue
He loves me, he loves me not
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
A man feared that he might find an assassin
He fled
The Man He Killed
he says
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
I like the way he reads poetry
He Really Wasn't That Great
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
In your guts you know he's nuts
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
He who smelt it, dealt it
Surely he would remember this
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
If he's late, you can always start without him
He says she says
He's not heavy, he's just lame
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
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He flops over and bonks his head
What He Suffered
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
He and She
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Xiao Sha Lao He!
He and she are one
If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
He makes me feel alone just by being there
José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
"Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
he kissed me for a year and a half
The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
He doesn't bite
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
I didn't say he ate your dog
He searches
An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
He brings me books like flowers
He will bring us goodness and light
He weaves his words
He called around 5:30
Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
HES 5 Game Multi-cart
HES Single Pirate Cart

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