Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You can tell that Enterprise is the one from the evil dimension because it has a beard"

• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• The Library Book
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• old books can tell more than one story
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• One Step from Eden
• Kiss your pants goodbye, Evil One!
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• Probably deleted from Wikipedia because it's not notable
• How to tell she's good looking
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• You can tell a Marine
• Though you can tell me
• One should expect as much from a machine
• From one single idea, everything appeared here
• Argument from Evil
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• The words no one can find
• No evil can happen
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• I can has cheezburger?
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• On a scale from one to...
• Evil one (user)
• A love poem scrawled from one stranger to another
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Deliver us from evil
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• from Brooklyn to Okinawa: letter one
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• Each one has their own story
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• All Powers from One Division
• A Note to the Evil Scumbag from the USS Gary
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• There can be only one
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• can you show me where this came from?
• boron has bright orange hair, and Bruce Willis can make it boil at 4200K
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• We smoke cloves because we can
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
• Part One: We Learn from Each Other
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• The Wheel of Time has collapsed under the weight of its own bloated corpse
• It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• Final Comments from Judge Parker to Wen Ho Lee, part one
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• The Good Ones From Inside
• One Impulse from a Vernal Wood
• It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• The Doctor is the Nameless One from Planescape: Torment
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• One long June I came down from the trees
• Waiting for a sign from one of my kind
• Mara, the Evil One
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• No one can be totally logical
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Dry bones can harm no one
• I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
• You can never get away from yourself
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• September has such a feeling
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Ski piss
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• One letter can make all the difference
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• You never can tell
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• you never can tell with bees
• One man can make a difference
• I can see your house from here
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• No one can be in two places at once
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• I can no longer tell you
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• we can learn a lot from plants
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• necessary evil because of current stupidity
• Because I can!
• One Evil Bitch (user)
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• In space, no one can hear you scream

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