Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "When he wasn't busy whupping Lenin at chess, Arthur was falling in love with Trotsky's secretary."

• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• When he became an old man
• Falling out of love with friends
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• I married him because he was not mean
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• I don't believe in falling in love
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• this girl I was in love with
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• A poem for when I loved him
• My skin felt like I was falling
• Falling in love with fictional characters
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• That's Just How He Was
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Falling in love with strangers
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Love is stored in the memories of what once was
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I'm falling in love with you
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• falling in love with the wolfboy
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• more light for falling in love
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
• He Was Only Joking
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Falling in love with your best friend
• I love it when a plan comes together
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• Falling in love with an inanimate object
• Love is a Falling Star
• Falling in Love Again
• Oh My Dear (Falling in Love)
• Falling in love
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• falling in love in a dream
• I was a chess piece
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• At least he was gentle
• More than he was willing to give
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Repetition of Love and the Art of Playing Chess
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• He Was a Crook
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• All he left her was alone
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• He loved Big Brother.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• He was found
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• some say he was never here at all
• he was a punk poet himself
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• I Love It When It Rains At Night
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When a Man Loves a Woman
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He not busy being born is busy dying

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