Findings:

• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Tell me a story about trains
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me a story about brains
• tell me a story about lesbians
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about mains
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me a story
• O tell me the truth about love
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Tell me about your secret places
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Tell me about your faith
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• QUEST: TELL ME A STORY
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't tell me about her
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• About Being Different
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• If you care only about you, and I care only about you, who cares aout me?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• I never really thought about it
• A short story about a tremendous difference of opinion
• Story about a man
• Can't tell if being trolled
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Humane Society - Stories about Tragedy and Golf (introduction) (document)
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Another story about Mia
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• show me what the world is all about
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• A story about watertowers
• a story about archery
• A story about Mia and church
• Interview With A Former Soccer Star
• A Story about Mia's Shadow
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• A story about a picture can only say so much, even in a thousand words or more
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• A Story about Berlin
• What you really need to know about Everything
• Three stories about pets
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• A story about a person I do not know
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• A story about Mia
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Stories about Mia (category)
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• stories about strangers
• "true" story about Poincaré's baker
• A short story about a relative
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• A Story About Magic
• A story about Mia and the sea
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• A Story About Mia and Space
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• Being queer is about being you
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Being a dickhead
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• why being really lonely is sometimes super awesome
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• A Very Sad Story About a Frog and a Banjo
• The Story About Ping
• Stories about Snakes
• A Story about Glittering Furniture
• Two stories about a wedding band
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• A Story about a Phone Call
• What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about
• a story about the electrostatic force
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• The bored who complain
• Two stories about Mia
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Ask me about Loom
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• The Story About Success
• I have more stories about trains for you
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• This is a story about
• A small story about Mia
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• A story about Mia and stars
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Eight stories about silk
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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