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• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• this girl I was in love with
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When I was ten years old
• When the girl is the mission
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• When I Was a Boy
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When I was Fair and Young
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The day I realized what being alive was
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When I was 9
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I was one of those girls
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• The Girl Was a Guy
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• So when you log in to E2… (e2poll)
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When she was bad
• When I was young
• When I was five
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• Back when our blood was still warm
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• There once was a girl named Irene
• The Girl with Two Breasts
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I was doing so well.
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• So bashful when I spied her
• When I left my girl
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• When I Was a Lad
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• When touch was simple
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I was your age
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When I Was A Baby
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When I Was Cruel
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• and there was this girl
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• So this bald girl walked into a bar
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Pretty Girl On A Not So Empty Dance Floor
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• the luckiest girl in the world (so stellar, so astronomically astounding)
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• There was a little girl
• Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Her hair, tangled
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• The night was alive, and so was I
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• It was free, so I took it.
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When did the World get so old?
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• so fragile and cold, i was
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• American girls are all so easy
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• November 4, 1995
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't

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