is the bad boy of pop. If by "bad" you mean "shite
". Possibly the most pitiful
waste of simian DNA
ever to blight the face of the Earth
. His no-stars
brand of plodding pub-rock generica
is accompanied by "jaunty!!!" lyrics
that could make a petrified corpse cringe
. He persistently bumbles his way through a series of literally nauseating
videos dancing like a pissed uncle at a wedding and contorting his dog
-like face into a consummately punchable smirk
. An educationally subnormal chimp in a tuxedo
could evoke more poise and 007
-stylishness than this goofy fucksponge
Recently he - or rather some faceless Sony Music exec - has attempted to inject an element of "street" into his songs by having him attempt to rap. The resulting aural travesties fall somewhere between Chas 'n' Dave and Ant 'n' Dec, if either party had been lobotomised beforehand and was deliberately attempting to write non-rhyming lines. Just another reason, if one were needed, why Take That should have been sealed in a lead bunker under the Atlantic. He rightly bombed in America.
Oh and in case the jury's still out, this inbred corporate stooge actually supports the RIAA. Coke screws you up kids. Robbie Williams is the man for whom the phrase "first against the wall when the revolution comes" was coined.
exists for one reason alone. To make a record company
money. There is no entertainment value
inherent in his work. It is artless
, and glorifies inanity
. Worse than any of this though, it is actually profoundly, skin-crawlingly, cuticle-tearingly, eye-gougingly irritating
to listen to. Not only is it bad, it insults and degrades the self respect of the listener.