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• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• If you would be so kind
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
• So you want to be a star?
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• So why talk about politics now
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• It's not supposed to be anything
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• An angry rant about health care in Netherlands
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• That would be me
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Just to see what it would be like
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Death Be Not Proud
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• You could be so delicious
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• So you want to be evil
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• So you wanna be a hacker
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• so be it
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Mind without body
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• So you want to be a waitress
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• So you want to be a DJ?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• So mote it be
• That I Would Be Good
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• A whimper would be fine
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• A boat does not care about its wake
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• I don't care about the air
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Be something... be anything other than this
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• eternity would be boring
• The Ten Commandments revised
• You're too young to be so old
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• The best kind of bartender
• I never thought it would be like this
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• What it's like to be in love
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI

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