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• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• I should be able to remember your face
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Boys, be ambitious!
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• To do is to be
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Running toward the edge
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• You're too good to be human
• IBM claims to be an e-commerce company?
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Oh to be Odd!
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• A Man Needs To be Told
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Boys Be
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Could man be drunk for ever
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• you had to be there
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Boys will be boys
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• Sucks to be you
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Peace be upon him
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Be a man
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Be human
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• The end will be a sellout
• OBAFGKM
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Boys Be...
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Be your own man
• "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• The man who refused to be King
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What

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