Hello friends (from friend Behr).

I had to make a decision today and decisions are important to make when they need to be made. After the 15th Testicular egg dropped into my distended and stretched out scrotum, I had to take action. With there being no other options available to me thanks to Obama, I went looking for a way to open the scrotal egg sack and investigate what was going on. This is happening outside of my ability to directly see since the testicular eggs are dropping directly into the scrotal egg sack.

Found I did an X-Acto knife in a kichen drawer. It wasn't really clean, had some glue and artsy stuff on it (not that I do that kind of stuff it was taken from one of my neighbors before I took possession of her property). I sat down on a kitchen chair, pulled down my slacks, and began making an incision into the scrotal egg sack with the X-Acto knife. It was painful to cut, but I managed to slit open the scrotal egg sack without passing out (not easy to do but I am no wimp). I reached into the opening with my thumb and forefinger and began extracting the eggs through a painful process that continued all morning. Each of the testicular eggs was covered in a thick, murky film that was from another world. As I put all of them in a row on my game table (leaving my original two testicles in place). I began sewing up the scrotal egg sack with needle and thread (acquired from the same dead old lady). This is not something a non-Aryan would even think of doing because only we have "the stuff" (as you well know).

I wasn't sure what to do with the thirteen scrotal eggs now lined up on my game table. They just sat there rocking ever so slightly. Then my old friend the hairless ass weasel returned from its journeys and entered the room. Looked at me pensively it did. Very pensively indeed.

Then it looked at the testicular eggs and a big smile broke out across his face.

If you have ever seen a hairless ass weasel smile it is very unsettling. Especially after you just cut open your scrotum and removed 13 eggs with an unknown origin.

After this I have asked some noders to come over to my house for a Halloween noder meet. This is to give me emotional support during this time so you will be required to listen to and do everything I say (to give emotional support). At least four have already confirmed and are flying in to the Greater Baltimore Area including the harbor tonight and tomorrow.

If you aren't signed up, get on the list now. Someone is passing it around. Find them or don't come. I don't need losers who can't find their way out of a wet paper bag thank you very much.

What's New

October 7, 2021

Today, the FDA announced that we are removing the stay of the final rule Termination of Listing of Color Additives Exempt From Certification; Lead Acetate, effective January 6, 2022. The final rule repeals the regulation allowing for the use of lead acetate in hair dyes intended for coloring hair on the scalp (21 CFR 73.2396). The final rule, issued in October 2018 (83 FR 54665), was stayed because the FDA received objections and a public hearing request within the allowable timeframe (84 FR 12081). Under the law, color additive final rules are automatically stayed pending final FDA action on the objections. The FDA has taken final action on the objections and request for a hearing and determined that they do not raise issues of material fact that justify a hearing. We intend to exercise enforcement discretion for 12 months from the effective date to provide industry with the opportunity to deplete their current stock and reformulate their hair dye products containing lead acetate. Additional details can be found in the Federal Register notice.

Original Constituent Update

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is amending the color additive regulations to no longer provide for the use of lead acetate in cosmetics intended for coloring hair on the scalp because new data available since lead acetate was permanently listed demonstrate that there is no longer a reasonable certainty of no harm from the approved use of this color additive.

This final rule is in response to a color additive petition, filed on February 24, 2017. The FDA reviewed the information and data submitted by the petitioners, as well as other relevant information, and concluded that there is no longer a reasonable certainty of no harm from this use of lead acetate. This conclusion is based on the recognition that there is no safe exposure level for lead; deficiencies identified in the original study estimating exposure to lead from this use in hair dye; and the fact that blood lead levels in the U.S. have dropped significantly since 1980, so we no longer can conclude that exposure to lead from lead acetate-containing hair dye is insignificant. The FDA’s review of the safety of this use of lead acetate is available in this Final Rule. This final rule is also consistent with the agency’s ongoing efforts to limit consumer exposure to toxic elements such as lead.

Upon publication of this final rule, the color additive petition process allows for a 30 day period to file objections by any person adversely affected. The final rule becomes effective at the end of this 30-day period if no objections are received, or, if objections are received within the 30-day period, after FDA responds to these objections.

The FDA will exercise enforcement discretion for a period of 12 months from the effective date of the final rule regarding marketed hair dye products that contain lead acetate, to provide an opportunity for industry to reformulate products prior to enforcing the requirements of this final rule. This period takes into consideration the fact that bismuth citrate is already being used as an alternative for lead acetate in hair dye products marketed both in the U.S. and other countries.

Consumers wishing to avoid these products during that time can identify them by the listing of lead acetate as an ingredient and by the presence of the warning label – that states, in part: “For external use only. Keep this product out of children’s reach.” Some manufacturers have already begun to reformulate their products with another color additive that does not contain lead, bismuth citrate.

To submit objections by mail, send to FDA at:

Dockets Management Staff (HFA-305)
Food and Drug Administration
5630 Fishers Lane, Rm. 1061
Rockville, MD 20852

All objections must follow the instructions in the final rule and include the information discussed in Section XIII of the final rule.

Source:
https://www.fda.gov/food/hfp-constituent-updates/fda-repeal-color-additive-approval-use-lead-acetate-hair-dyes