Today I entered the
M-Noder Washroom for the for the
first time. I just
clicked the
outdoors
button, selected
M-Noder washroom, and hit
go!.
Within seconds (well, minutes, but it's a slow Internet connection), I was transported to Dem Bones' Magical Kingdom. The hubbub of the hoi poloi in the mundane outdoors quieted down. I was finally in a place with only noders of "my type" -- educated like myself, well-read like myself, as pretty and successful as myself.
To be brutally honest, I was alone.
So I stole 2 bars of peach-scented soap, dismantled a gold plated faucet, left the towels on the floor, and returned to the lowly people. All items are available on a highest bidder basis (cash only!); further procurement possible on request.