You cannot go into M-Noder Washroom, I'm sorry.
(whoosh of toilet flushing, oh so gently)
"Sir, would you like a hot towel for your hands or neck?"
M-Noder: Thank you Jeeves, yes please.
"There you go sir, is there anyplace that I can preprogram the M-Noder Executive Elevator for you?"
*modest chuckle* "Very good, sir."
(whoosh of elevator, rising stealthily at 400mph)
"The elevator is here for you sir."
M-Noder: Thank you, Jeeves. (plunks 10 GP in a china bowl next to Jeeves)
"Thank you, sir!"