Findings:
- you have never been safe
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- you would have been
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- What have you been smoking?
- If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- Have A Safe Weekend
- You stole what they would have given you
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- Have a Safe Flight
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Advice I have been given about girls
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- I may or may not have been naked
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Bernie would have won
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- Could I Have Been?
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I have always been burning
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- Movies that should have been books first
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- offside, nearside, driver's side, passenger's side
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- What Might Have Been
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- I would like to have emotions
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- he would have cried
- I have the power of God and anime on my side!
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- he would have laughed
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Names have been changed
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I have just been shot
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- AES may have been broken
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The way things have always been done
- I could have been Canadian
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Have you been a dad today?
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- He's been places they have not.
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- I could have been one of a two
- Safe Driver Insurance Plan
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- i have been burning for so long
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- What pornos would have us believe
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- I appear to have been misinformed
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
- Who's been messin' with my laser?
- Evolution has never been observed
- I've Been Working on the Railroad
- the hottest it has ever been
- It hasn't been so long, but
- Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
- The software hath been released
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- The End Of The Way It's Always Been
- Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
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