Findings:

• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• he is too shy to write his tale
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• At least he was gentle
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• A Conversation Between Danton, Robespierre, Napoléon, Chabert, and his wife
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He Was a Crook
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• making certain he was touching her
• He Was Only Joking
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• His version was better
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• More than he was willing to give
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He made a way to his anger
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• he was a punk poet himself
• All he left her was alone
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• The Nice Painter and his Wife
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• The Biologist's Valediction to His Wife
• The Fisherman and His Wife
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He weaves his words
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• some say he was never here at all
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• He just left his body
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• He was found
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• That's Just How He Was
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• Mr. Mahoney and His Christian Wife
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• The Huntsman's Letter To His Wife
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• The Man and His Wife
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• He called he his brother and spoke approvingly of my story
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I dig you
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Good Husband and Wife Day
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her

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