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• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• you wouldn't know it
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• if I had known then what I know now
• Did you know that Mark Twain had a brother
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• ever since I started working with Motorola
• and I haven't seen her since.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I Know What You Had For Breakfast
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
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• The Dave Edmunds Band
• Dave Titus
• Dave Graney
• Too Many Daves
• Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs
• Dave Edmunds
• Dave Mustaine
• Dave & Buster's
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Dave The Butcher
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• Dave Smith
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• Everyone's dead, Dave
• Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce
• Dave's Ghost Pepper Sauce
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