Findings:

• I may or may not have been naked
• You, standing
• AES may have been broken
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Swimming pool injury
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• May Eru have mercy on my soul
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Something that may have changed my life...
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• May I Have This Dance?
• based on events that may have happened
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• May Ball
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• May you live in interesting times
• What have you been smoking?
• Dream Log: May 26, 1997
• May contain peanuts
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• You may now feel old
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• you have never been safe
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Advice I have been given about girls
• The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• What Dreams May Come
• I know I have been dreaming
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• Dream Log: May 4, 1997
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Cape May County, New Jersey
• Brian May
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• He's been places they have not.
• What Might Have Been
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• As We May Think
• Your mileage may vary
• May Day
• May 10, 1998
• May 1, 1998
• May
• Derrick May
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• To Whom It May Concern
• May 12, 1998
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Dream Log: May 6, 1997
• You may forget
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Dream Log: May 25, 1997
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I have just been shot
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• The way things have always been done
• I could have been Canadian
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• i have been burning for so long
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I could have been one of a two
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• It must have rained or something
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer

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