, the lonely
, the hungry
, the sexually eccentric
, the lost
. We all know people like this. Sometimes it's just so hard to get through to them the message that they're not alone
in their suffering
. But HallmarkTM
has come up with the answer for this situation, in the new line of off-the-wall yet poignant May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you
cards (and related merchandise!).
Stumped for a tasteful way to say, "i simply cannot comprehend your desires, but i would defend to the death your right to have them"? Looking for the right card to break the ice with that attractive pickle-lovin' guy? Pretty sure your friend is illiterate but need a clever, underhanded way to find out? We've got the solution. Special sentiments for special people, in these oh-so-special times.
Poor you, poor you, no one understands you.
We know. So, May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you(c).