Findings:

• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Front porch, what should have been said
• because I am only half of what you need
• you would have been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I could have been one of a two
• I have always been burning
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• What have you been smoking?
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• Could have beens, should have beens
• It could have been me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• What Might Have Been
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• I could have been Canadian
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• He's been places they have not.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Planet Called Home
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Khaled Islambouli
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Have I mentioned I am gay today?
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• because I have given up any care
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• The path we have been walking
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• The way things have always been done
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I have just been shot
• Have you been a dad today?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Could I Have Been?
• Names have been changed
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• i have been burning for so long
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Screw you, Home Depot! I still have my penis!
• Astro City #5
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• you have never been safe
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• because i am scared of pain
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• coming home and the lights are on because someone's there
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I may or may not have been naked
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• You know you've been away from home too long
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• And All That Could Have Been
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I appear to have been misinformed
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• AES may have been broken
• I know I have been dreaming
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• am
• I am the Walrus
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• 2021 California Gubernatorial Recall Election
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian

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