Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I am a union member, so you can't fire me, regardless of my incompetency"

• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Take Me As I Am
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• So much it scares me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Can't change me
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• so save me (user)
• i require so little to sustain me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• I am not a fire hydrant
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• Everything got me fired!
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Can't Buy Me Love
• I am now a Fire Marshall
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• So, what's the problem with me?
• Society made me what I am
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you ...
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I am so an American
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Can't you hear me knocking
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• Fire Brigades Union
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Me So Horny
• So help me God
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• You were always so good to me
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• me so cute (user)
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• Conservative and Union Members Committee
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Don't stand so close to me
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• I am so fucking happy
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• i am so random (user)
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• I am Bombs and Fire
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• lord help me, for i am weak
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• You can't shout fire in a crowded theater
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• why am i me, and you're you?
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Where you can't find me
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• you can't start a fire without a spark
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• So Sue Me
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• feline allergies
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• There is a wound that is healing. There is a season waiting for me. There is a road that is turning. There is a fire still burning.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I am still so lost, I am
• I am the Walrus
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I am Joe's...
• a meditation toward the union of science and religion
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?

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