Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm hard pressed to think of any case which has been solved by FBIHQ personnel and I can name several that have been screwed up"

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• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• How to find something which has been lost
• The way things have always been done
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• I could have been Canadian
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• AES may have been broken
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Oceania has never been at war
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Could I Have Been?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• Your IP address has been logged.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• The weight has been lifted
• And All That Could Have Been
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• sex has always been a marketing strategy
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• What have you been smoking?
• Proximity Martini
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have just been shot
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Has Been
• Have you been a dad today?
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• you have never been safe
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• I have always been burning
• I may or may not have been naked
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Your computer has been cracked
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I've been duped by Satan!
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• A Jared by any other name
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• The sound of children screaming has been removed
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• Attention has been paid
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• i have been burning for so long
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• The path we have been walking
• I could have been one of a two
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• I appear to have been misinformed
• This has not been an easy year.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Evolution has never been observed
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I know I have been dreaming
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• Movies that should have been books first
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• the hottest it has ever been
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• because I have given up any care
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• It has not been a wonderful day
• What Might Have Been
• you would have been
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• It could have been me
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• A book has always been my best friend
• My dog has been stolen
• Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)

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