Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I'm not homophobic but...
• But who codes the coders?
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• You Know What I'm Sayin'
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• i know you are but what am i
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Being a dickhead
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm just guessing
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I know more when I'm alone
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I know what I'm talking about
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The city knows I'm leaving
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• who knows what dreaminess lurks in the cheek pouches of hamsters
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• No One Knows Who I Am
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm not racist but...
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But who nodes the noders?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• content editor
• Content Editors (usergroup)
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening

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