Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm going to kill him if I ever see him. This I know. I am going to do him great bodily harm. Not for her, not even for me. For the children. For the two scared, lonely, lovely children who have not seen or heard from their father in two months."

• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• She Bit Him In Two
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Is she really going out with him?
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Why do children have to die?
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• To Know Him Is to Love Him
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• She could not live with or without him
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• I Know Who Killed Me
• I'm going to kill you
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• She thought about giving him her heart
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• I'm not sharing him
• about the same age, divorced, with two children
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Know your pets
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Children should be seen and not heard
• To let him know
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• Do you know where your children are?
• better off with him than here with me
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• He who has ears, let him hear
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Tell him, she told me
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• Now You See It/Him/Them
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• The Two Kings' Children
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• To Him Who Waits
• Better him than me
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• A day without him is three months long
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• I know him cince I k (user)
• Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• It's Ten O'Clock Do You Know Where Your Children Are
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I Know Him
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• The broken magnets in their heads all point to him
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• And I don't even know their names
• I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.

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