Findings:

• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm Glad
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm glad I'm white
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm glad you're here.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm so sorry
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm so tough
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• glad I caught it
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Glad Tidings
• GladRags
• Glad to be gay
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• i sing of Olaf glad and big
• Really, I am glad the romance is gone
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• Glad for the company
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm pinching your face!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Women want me when I'm taken
• the words I'm after
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm falling in love with you
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone

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