Findings:

• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• honey badger don't care
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Do it the risky way, out in the open
• Get the fuck out of my office
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• honey badger
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• Ilha do Mel (Honey Island)
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• But she heard it
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• why do i care (user)
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• Do you Know the Way To San José?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• the sorrow of the honey badger
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• Fuck it, we'll do it live!
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Do you take care of your heart? I mean do you protect it?
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Things to do when technology gets here
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Craving a smoke
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• What to do if a deer jumps out in front of your car
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Why do you want to get married?
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• How do you get there?
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Fuck them all but the six
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Starving in the greenhouse
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• they carry but they do not understand
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• What Do I Care?
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• I care because you do
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so

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