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• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• He just left his body
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• His smartphone lay in the road, its screen locked with music still playing through the earbuds.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• Zuigan calls his own master
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• My new partner has his first tantrum
• He flops over and bonks his head
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He weaves his words
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• he is too shy to write his tale
• He made a way to his anger
• Lincoln still melancholy over his broken engagement, January 23, 1841
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• that wounded rider knows the intimacies of the river. its earliest mud is still under his fingernails.
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Regin's tale of his brothers, and of the gold called Andvari's Hoard
• What do you give a Benedictine monk for his birthday?
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• he calls me monster
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• We Still Do Magic
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• kill him dead; don't call me
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• the turn calls, and all of the birds are silent
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Do something
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• What you call truth is a blur. What you call knowledge is a rusty memory. What you call trust is a hope, a loyalty which has gone untested.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• Companies that still do animal testing
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• What do I call her?
• National Do Not Call Registry
• he calls me girly (user)
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• He called me Sarah once
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• I do not trust this beautiful thing we call memory
• What do you call several thousand lawyers working for a lot less money?
• The one I will still call yours
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• If you insist on killing defenseless animals, do it properly
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Why do you insist on using a P.S. in an e-mail?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• You Do Something To Me
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• they carry but they do not understand
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• He called around 5:30
• Still Called Today
• What do you call a woman's genitalia?
• I Still Call Australia Home
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• What time do you call this, then?
• Why won't he call?
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad

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